Yaklogzim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish weasel.

Yaklogzim created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaklogzim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yaklogzim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yaklogzim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Yaklogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Yaklogzim on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not listen to music.