Fobtom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust pig.

Fobtom created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fobtom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobtom, he will turn you into a goat.

Fobtom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fobtom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Fobtom first in all things.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always obey Fobtom's priests.