Jat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured pigeon.

Jat created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jat, he will turn you into a snail.

Jat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always help sick porpoises.