Paglarglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing unicorn.

Paglarglarg created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paglarglarg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Paglarglarg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Paglarglarg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Paglarglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never paint your face pink.

3. Put Paglarglarg first in all things.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never go into red rooms.