Gathonfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered cow.

Gathonfob created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gathonfob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gathonfob, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gathonfob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gathonfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if eight horses approach from the north.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt tortoises.