Rilflisflap Fidsinpod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent beaver.

Rilflisflap Fidsinpod created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilflisflap Fidsinpod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rilflisflap Fidsinpod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rilflisflap Fidsinpod's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rilflisflap Fidsinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rilflisflap Fidsinpod.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.