Paskad is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, weak
butterfly.
Paskad created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Paskad, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Paskad, she will turn you into a hamster.
Paskad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Paskad's Holy Commandments1. You must love Paskad.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.
3. Never eat pineapples.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.