Tamdossnell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able dragonfly.

Tamdossnell created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamdossnell, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamdossnell, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tamdossnell's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tamdossnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.