Wabdamzak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured whale.

Wabdamzak created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabdamzak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabdamzak, he will turn you into a plant.

Wabdamzak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wabdamzak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wabdamzak nine times a day.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Do not take Wabdamzak's name in vain.