Gangessyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring bird.

Gangessyatt created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gangessyatt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gangessyatt, he will cry a lot.

Gangessyatt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gangessyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always obey Gangessyatt's priests.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not chop down trees.