Tabmigdob is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish snail.

Tabmigdob created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabmigdob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabmigdob, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tabmigdob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tabmigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Tabmigdob's name in vain.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tabmigdob.