Bodsomcun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent bee.

Bodsomcun created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodsomcun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bodsomcun, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bodsomcun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bodsomcun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodsomcun.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.