Dagnurpit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless hamster.

Dagnurpit created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagnurpit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagnurpit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dagnurpit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dagnurpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Put Dagnurpit first in all things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help whales in need.