Miffud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident ferret.

Miffud created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miffud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Miffud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Miffud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always obey Miffud's priests.