Bunflamwon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring donkey.

Bunflamwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunflamwon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunflamwon, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bunflamwon's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bunflamwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing fawn trousers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.