Gupfabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering tortoise.

Gupfabarf created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfabarf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gupfabarf, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gupfabarf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gupfabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gupfabarf.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Gupfabarf.