Jamratrill Dogfebciss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart goblin.

Jamratrill Dogfebciss created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jamratrill Dogfebciss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jamratrill Dogfebciss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jamratrill Dogfebciss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jamratrill Dogfebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.