Arf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless wyvern.

Arf created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arf, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arf, he will destroy your home solar system.

Arf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Arf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.