Ruttalnar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic fish.

Ruttalnar created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttalnar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttalnar, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ruttalnar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ruttalnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.