Cantadyogbetlatgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful centipede.

Cantadyogbetlatgom created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cantadyogbetlatgom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cantadyogbetlatgom, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cantadyogbetlatgom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cantadyogbetlatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Cantadyogbetlatgom.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.