Sasbemgup is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet snake.

Sasbemgup created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbemgup, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sasbemgup, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sasbemgup's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sasbemgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about capybaras.