Litlopbop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective skunk.

Litlopbop created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Litlopbop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litlopbop, she will not invite you to parties.

Litlopbop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Litlopbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Litlopbop loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.