Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited dolphin.

Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Citdubcut Figjatcimrilhublidshav loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.