Tit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome wyrm.

Tit created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near capybaras.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Never bounce in holy places.