Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unjust giraffe.

Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Do not take Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid's name in vain.

3. Put Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febgudyimpin Man Flagbabpid.

5. Do not laugh in public.