Leglamwodged Tipquafnib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, impressive sheep.

Leglamwodged Tipquafnib created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Leglamwodged Tipquafnib, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Leglamwodged Tipquafnib, she will cry a lot.

Leglamwodged Tipquafnib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Leglamwodged Tipquafnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.