Cebbabkop is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring warg.

Cebbabkop created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbabkop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebbabkop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cebbabkop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cebbabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.