Arpbancit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, caring dragon.

Arpbancit created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpbancit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arpbancit, he will curse you with boils.

Arpbancit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Arpbancit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never pour water over plants.