Gutdogxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane fox.

Gutdogxuck created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdogxuck, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutdogxuck, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gutdogxuck's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gutdogxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.