Stikcadflap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing cobra.

Stikcadflap created life two years ago.

If you believe in Stikcadflap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikcadflap, she will turn you into a dog.

Stikcadflap's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Stikcadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikcadflap.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Stikcadflap on top of important buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look in ponds.