Lagcudmig is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, temperamental
naga.
Lagcudmig created snails three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lagcudmig, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Lagcudmig, it will turn you into a dog.
Lagcudmig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Lagcudmig's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to otters while wearing brown coats.
2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Lagcudmig on top of important buildings.
3. Never hurt bats.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Pray towards the east.