Bitnuljad is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage
porpoise.
Bitnuljad created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bitnuljad, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bitnuljad, she will turn you into a snail.
Bitnuljad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Bitnuljad's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in the presence of dogs.
2. Never go into brown rooms.
3. Always wear green.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.