Gepweepog Dimguptin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast coyote.

Gepweepog Dimguptin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepweepog Dimguptin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepweepog Dimguptin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gepweepog Dimguptin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gepweepog Dimguptin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

3. You must love Gepweepog Dimguptin.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepweepog Dimguptin.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.