Bonlapvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited cobra.

Bonlapvan created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonlapvan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonlapvan, it will turn you into a mole.

Bonlapvan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bonlapvan's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.