Fabdobtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever centaur.

Fabdobtaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabdobtaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabdobtaf, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fabdobtaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fabdobtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.