Latfabgep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome finch.

Latfabgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfabgep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latfabgep, she will jump up and down on your head.

Latfabgep's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Latfabgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Latfabgep must be the most important thing in your life.