Ripmotnart Lidhenvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, proud dove.

Ripmotnart Lidhenvol created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Ripmotnart Lidhenvol, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripmotnart Lidhenvol, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ripmotnart Lidhenvol's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ripmotnart Lidhenvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Ripmotnart Lidhenvol must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Ripmotnart Lidhenvol on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.