Vadfonort is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable manatee.

Vadfonort created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfonort, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadfonort, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vadfonort's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vadfonort's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed figs to pigs while wearing black boots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.