Stipbisshun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring frog.

Stipbisshun created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipbisshun, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stipbisshun, he will turn you into a goat.

Stipbisshun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stipbisshun's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help geese in need.