Nannuttwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish toad.

Nannuttwap created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nannuttwap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nannuttwap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nannuttwap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nannuttwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Nannuttwap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Do not cook food in pots.