Langadjan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate dog.

Langadjan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Langadjan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Langadjan, it will not care at all.

Langadjan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Langadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Langadjan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.