Fabmutvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy dryad.

Fabmutvog created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabmutvog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fabmutvog, she will think nothing of it.

Fabmutvog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fabmutvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Put Fabmutvog first in all things.

5. Hide if seven snails approach from the north.