Singettip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring tortoise.

Singettip created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Singettip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Singettip, he will turn you into a mole.

Singettip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Singettip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not listen to music.