Rigcadced is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Rigcadced created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigcadced, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigcadced, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rigcadced's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rigcadced's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never think about gravity.