Nullgep is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful ant.

Nullgep created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Nullgep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullgep, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nullgep's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nullgep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Nullgep four times a day.

3. Run away from pink squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.