Femsigcub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy shrew.

Femsigcub created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Femsigcub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femsigcub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Femsigcub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Femsigcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Femsigcub.