Cadgenfar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty aardvark.

Cadgenfar created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadgenfar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadgenfar, she will turn you into a frog.

Cadgenfar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cadgenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Never write about black holes.