Hungiddut is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak spider.

Hungiddut created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungiddut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hungiddut, she will not care.

Hungiddut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hungiddut's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hungiddut's priests.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hungiddut.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear violet.