Jonbutdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate wolf.

Jonbutdiss created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonbutdiss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jonbutdiss, he will be very sad.

Jonbutdiss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Jonbutdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Jonbutdiss loves voles, so they must be respected.