Madgillist is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy parrot.

Madgillist created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Madgillist, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Madgillist, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Madgillist's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Madgillist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shoes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Madgillist.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madgillist.